Home Depot sightings (and a bonus)

Published 2026-08-26

tag(s): #random-thoughts #pic

This weekend I had to head to Home Depot to get supplies for some house repairs.[1] And of course I took some time to wander the aisles and look at tools and supplies that I have absolutely no use for, but are cool nonetheless.
During my exploration of this magical land of testosterone, I saw a couple curious things.
The fact that these are my highlights of Home Depot go to show that I don't really belong there, I guess.

The worlds smallest wrench. Probably, I didn't check.
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I don't know if that is the world's smallest adjustable wrench, but even if it isn't...ain't it cute?
I can't help but wonder what can possibly need wrenching that is that size, and also requires a proper tool instead of a pair of tweezers.
But if the tool exists, so does the need for it, right???[2]

A display of wall panels, with a Pink Panther on the side.
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I am conflicted on this one. On the one hand, the Pink Panther cartoon is culturally irrelevant enough that getting the licensing of the character can't be too expensive.
On the other, even if really cheap, is it worth it??? I can't see anyone buying one or the other wall panel because of the character branding on the box.

As I am typing, it just occurred to me that maybe it works to make the product recognizable at the store. But most people under 30 have probably never seen this cartoon. Unless they are uber nerds. Still, the intersection of people working construction that are animation nerds must be really small. Most likely empty.

Going back to hard to explain licenses, this thing reminded me of two brands of cereal for kids, Fruit Pebbles and Cocoa Pebbles, that have Flinstones characters on the box. If I had to guess, it is because of Pebbles Flinstone... except that no one on the target audience knows who The Flinstones are.
Shame on us for letting these beloved characters be forgotten. Double shame on me because my own son doesn't know who The Flinstones, nor The Jetsons, are. I am failing at parenting.

Bonus

We came back to the US last week, and we were lazy about cooking, still riding the high of the vacation. We ended up ordering a couple times, one of those Maria ordered via an app[3].
Turns out they request the drivers get a picture of the delivered goods, and ours realized he forgot to get it just as Juan was picking up the food. Maria showed me the pic from the delivery notice, and I asked for a copy, I had to share it in this space:

A picture of a headless body holding a bag of food.
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Footnotes
  1. House repairs = changing the air filter of the HVAC. But by my standards as handyman, that's a proper house repair. Bar is low. 👀
  2. OF COURSE this isn't true.
  3. I dislike ordering via apps, but I didn't do anything to avoid it. I could argue that I was working, but we all know I could have gotten up and get the food myself...

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